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Caroline Mitgang

Caroline Mitgang

Aunt Esther

Home from a college break in 2003 I hopped on the phone
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The Manosphere Ate My Homework

The Manosphere Ate My Homework

After my last newsletter I resolved to put another one out within
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Mamma Mia

Mamma Mia

Often when my brain is spilling over with panic-inducing information and pressing
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The wealthiest men all have bad hair and I think that matters

The wealthiest men all have bad hair and I think that matters

There's a new doc on Netflix about Bryan Johnson, the
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Maybe don't watch Babygirl with your family, but do watch Conclave

Maybe don't watch Babygirl with your family, but do watch Conclave

Hi everybody happy new year! I don't even know why
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I watched The Substance with my mother-in-law

I watched The Substance with my mother-in-law

Spoilers rarely bother me, as I feel that if a film or
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The Gender Reveal Armory

It's transgender awareness week, which Congress is celebrating by trying
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Nobody needs advice from me today

Nobody needs advice from me today

Last week in my extended family group chat, one of my uncles
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Here to momentarily distract you from fretting about Tuesday

Here to momentarily distract you from fretting about Tuesday

I decided to write this week's newsletter out on the
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Oh sorry did you think I was someone who wouldn't talk politics at work

Oh sorry did you think I was someone who wouldn't talk politics at work

I gotta say it's wild being in a comparatively nationally
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Can you have a body and also a job?

Can you have a body and also a job?

Hey y'all it's been a week, what have
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Welcome To Ask Hairoline!

Oh wow I'm so excited you're here. You
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